Anonymous asked:

My mum used to look after us sometimes, her husband was a goldfish with both eyes: "Faaf."

utterly mental Answer:

I already told you not to send another if I didn’t reply; it was my birthday yesterday so cut me some slack.
Did you live with your dad then?

Anonymous asked:

All the old men down there say "Hello, Solomon the pneumonia." It's very dark and the fryingpan tree is outside where there was Uncle Motza and he shows me to Uncle Pickle and Uncle Cucumber.

utterly mental Answer:

Frying pan tree? I’m getting sick of this, I need my brain to study not to think up hairbrained responses to your riddles. Figure out whether you want to talk to me off anon or whether you just want to annoy me